Darwin Wings Another One

Courtesy of the New York Post:

A 19-year-old teen crashed his car (with three passengers) after fainting in an attempt to drive through the entire hamlet of Garbutt while holding his breath (he's okay). It's not the first time fate has tried to deprive the teen of a long and healthy life; he's a paraplegic after suffering a fall from a window while attending SUNY Brockport.